Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Why Hilary? WHY?




You're a pretty girl. You had a lovely smile. What on earth possessed you to do this to your mouth?! It looks like you had a head-on collision with a box of Chicklets!

Who did this to you? I want names. God almighty, girl, what's next? Scientology?!

I have one word for you.

Lawsuit.

Oh hang on...is that one word or two? Maybe it's a hyphenated word.

At any rate, call your lawyer now. Someone should pay for this.

15 comments:

Gern said...

Yeah, it is kind of like a retro-active Pam Anderson. Too bad.

Personally, I hate fake everything. If it isn't real I lose interest. Especially with food!

katie's brain said...

Oh, yeah. Nothing worse than fake cheese. And the next time someone tells me that Tofu Dogs taste like the real thing, I am going to scream.

Anna said...

I love this look for her. It makes me feel better about myself.

I mean, I guess I am sorry that I have to feel superior at Hilary's expense.... AAAAHHH who am I kidding, I am not sorry at all.

Can we call her Hot Lips Hilary?

katie's brain said...

THAT'S who she looks like! Oh my God, she must be up for the Loretta Switt part in a M*A*S*H remake! It all makes sense now.

mal said...

I am always impressed when I see some one that uses a silk screen to do thier makeup. The sad part? she really was quite pretty with out the spatula work and the chicklet teeth

Bobby said...

She may be trying out for the Joker part in the next Batman movie. She's got the smile now.

TennesseeJed said...

I went and saw Hilary's concert last week...yes, I'm one of those creepy 30-something guys (no, seriously officer, my 10 year old daughter wanted to go, not me!).

It was more than her teeth that has changed, it looks like she's taken the Lindsay Lohan dieting system full force, another child actress/lipsyncher who needs to eat a sandwich.

Special K said...

TOTAL shades of Loretta Swit.

Susan said...

Katie, do you know about Go Fug Yourself?

You will love it.

candace said...

Ew.

Don't they (the celebrities) know that we know when they do stuff like this?

Who are they trying to fool?

(Susan directed me here; I'm gonna stay for a while and catch up...don't mind me, I'm very quiet.)

katie's brain said...

Susan--yes, I guess it's obvious that I'm a fug fan--it must have seeped into this post! I'm glad you stopped by and thanks for sending misfit too. Don't worry about being quiet--make as much noise as you want people!

ListenToLeon.net said...

Hilary Duff should have learned from Lindsay Lohan's fall from sexiness...Child stars always seem to have issues.

katie's brain said...

Hustleman has made an appearance on my blog!!!! This is an honour. If you guys haven't checked out his blog, you are missing out: Listen to Leon

Cheryl said...

Hi Katie! I'm a single mom, too. And one of Susan's minions. But I'd like you to know that I started lurking around your blog before she said to come here. Good stuff!

katie's brain said...

Wow! Thanks Cheryl!