Monday, August 22, 2005
A warning to computer geeks with low IQs.
If you have been staring at a computer all day and all evening until your eyes feel sore, and if you decide to go put Visine drops in your eyes, please, please, make sure you do so in a well-lit room. Or you might find yourself with the new KY Warming Liquid Lubricant burning holes in your retinas. Just sayin.
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hee hee hee hee hee
This is hilarious, Katie.
What makes you think computer geeks have KY warming stuff laying around.
Nice blog.
Good point, dwg. I guess the computer geeks I hang out with still believe they might get laid once in a while.
Only the rich ones do - only the rich ones! Thankyou for sending over my first cool lesbo katie!
Thanks for the tip. I'll keep it in mind should I ever have either product in my house.
Hey suga'
Yeah, craziness. I just have to be sure not to host any male bonding do da's at my place, otherwise I'm surely to get the gayness beaten out of me.
Thinking of something else exciting to say and nothing is coming to mind.
What did you have for lunch today?
Ciao
Goldfish crackers, Joe. I came home sick and was too tired to make anything. I stole half of my son's peanut butter sandwich later.
Um, excuse me....
I am a computer geek. I am not rich.
I do get laid once in a while. (More, actually)
And I do keep the warming KY around.
Good stuff, but not in the eyes. Ouch.
Never done that.... but I guess it's better than smearing Visine you know where....
That's actually a good point, Anna.
What the hell is wrong with getting Visine in your who-ha? Its just physiological saline. Its probably better for your vaginal epithelium... though not as much fun.
This is just a terrible premonition you had and not something you did right Katie?
Honestly? It never happened. It was a close call though. I was just about to tip the bottle back when I thought, "heyyyyyy, wait a minute! Visine doesn't have a flip top!"
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